Installing a Husband

| Posted in | Posted on Friday, November 07, 2008

As a guy, I do find this a bit insulting. Not sure if anyone could argue that it wasn't funny, however.



INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall
system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5

and then installed undesirable programs such
as
· Currie Cup 5.0
· Super 14, 3.2 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html
and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install
the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as
designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a
very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring
Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to
reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.



Good Luck.

Tech Support

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